There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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