I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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