Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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