singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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