just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?