I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..