Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
no you cant smoke seaweed
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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