I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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