tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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