I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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