What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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