I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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