That's when you crack a 10am beer
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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