My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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