Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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