Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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