Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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