i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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