Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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