hotel room ftw
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS