Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
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remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.