I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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