Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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