all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
