But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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