The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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