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I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.

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(313): I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money. http://tfl.nu/rs3f

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I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?

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Succeeded.

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(404): I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life? (503): Succeeded. http://tfl.nu/i020

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I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.

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I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.

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(513): I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth. (419): I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat. http://tfl.nu/rzvc

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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.

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That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.

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(256): Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload. (1-256): That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man. http://tfl.nu/ruio

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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake

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(816): yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake http://tfl.nu/gu5i

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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.

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(423): pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards. http://tfl.nu/9pdc

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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home

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(859): #1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home http://tfl.nu/wpbx

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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight

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(616): Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight http://tfl.nu/blku

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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.

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(785): You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina. http://tfl.nu/6dr6

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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine

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(337): Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine http://tfl.nu/2dy1

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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night

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(614): Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night http://tfl.nu/qw5j

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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.

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(212): No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often. http://tfl.nu/bjtx

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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.

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(330): My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out. http://tfl.nu/tebu

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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.

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(402): She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party. http://tfl.nu/tru3

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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.

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(740): I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper. http://tfl.nu/p7ov

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