Already got asked if we're dating
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.