Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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