i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
as a side note pls kill me
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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