you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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