she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So was this before or after he cried about trump?