Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.