Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up