i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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