Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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