he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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