You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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