I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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