your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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