Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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