so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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She's the barista slut.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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