Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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