Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
we should paint friendship bongs
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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