True but thats because hes a fetus.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
third nipple confirmed
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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