i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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