it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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