More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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