We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Boobs are out for the taking
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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