i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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