Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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