Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!