Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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