ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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