ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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